Tim just killed a spider. It was up on the wall behind the TV so he had to stretch to do it. Thing was so big it didn't just get squished, it exploded.
Me: Ewwww there's spider guts all over my wall!
Tim made a weak attempt to wipe them, there's still a huge spot of his guts.
Me: You didn't even clean it! There are guts on my wall. And now there's poop. Because poop is in their guts and you know he hasn't pooped after his dinner yet.
Tim: I don't think spiders poop dear.
Me: Yes they do. Everything poops. Except for girls.
Because I still maintain that girls do not poop.
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