A Story

There was a lot of talk about dumpsters when Tad was at my house just before school started. I don't know where it came from. So enjoy a super random story.

Once upon a time, there was a giant. His teeth were so big and rotten. He was bigger than a two-story house. So the giant began to die at a two-story house. And then everybody looked at his head. And then his head flipped over and then he died. He never came back to life again. And they threw him in the dumpster. The end.

A Story

Another random story by Tad. I just don't know about this kid sometimes...

Once upon a time, there was a zombie. It was just like a giant. A giant mummy zombie. So Junior ripped his head off. So then Junior threw him in the dumpster. And then Super Tad came out of the sky and killed all the mummy zombies. So Super Tad kicked the zombie's head off. And then he threw all of the zombies in the dumpster. So then there was one more zombie. And then Super Tad ended the whole story. The end.

Big Day

My baby lost his first tooth yesterday. I haven't seen a picture yet, but I should see him on Saturday (hopefully he'll be spending the night). I can't wait. I'm dying. He's going to look SO STINKING CUTE. I might just pass out from the cuteness.

So in honor of my little man, here's a story he told me. It's from July.

Monsters in the House (yes, he titled it)

There was a spider on the car. It crawled down to the window. He CRACKED the window. He came in and bit a person. The spider ran with the person to the house. All his friends ate the person. And then the house closed and opened the doors and the ghosts came in. And all the spiders crawled on the ghosts and gave the ghosts hugs. And then they switched. And a person got a jar and he put spider food in it and the spider came in and cracked the window and bit the person.

The End

I'm not sure what was up with the spiders that day. We were in the car on our way to go camping when he told me this one. I'm hoping to get some more if he stays the night this weekend. :)

A Story

Courtesy of Tad. This is from last month. He was playing with his toys in the bath and told me he had a story for me... this one even has a title!

Shark Pirate

The shark pirate is meeeean and the boat was big and it sailed off. The boat sank under, close to the right island. And it floated up. And it CRASHED into the right island. The island was called Treasure Hunt. And somebody was at Treasure Hunt. His name was Shark Pirate! And he went to the right treasure and he opened it and looked at the treasure. The treasure was sea food and he put the whole thing in his mouth. He chewed it up into his mouth and then the treasure chest was empty. And the treasure chest said, "Give my my food back! Unless I will eat you up!"

The End

Can you tell we like sharks and pirates and treasure around here?

A Story

Story time with Tad again! He's not here right now, but I saved a few stories he told me before. This one is craaaaazy.

Once upon a time, there was a rat in Uncle Tim's pants. And it bit him! And then he took the rat out. And then he looked at it and stared. And then the rat looked at him and screamed. And then he let the rat go in the house. And then it peed everywhere. And then Uncle Tim picked it up and peed on his head. And then he THROWED it outside. And then your workers killed it with a shovel and they throwed it over the fence. Uncle Tim went to the doctor's and he got a rat shot because he got bitten by a rat. And then he went back home and that was the end.

I don't know why there's so much peeing involved in this story. And the "workers" that he refers to are my gardeners.

I really don't know what to think with this kid sometimes.

A Story

Hey there. I'm fresh out of ideas at the moment, but I have little Mr. Tad and he's going to tell you a story today. :)

Once upon a time, there was a terrible monster that was hideous and his name was Prime Time. And he was scaryyyyyy. And then there was another monster. And then there was one hundred monsters! And then that's the end.

No, I don't know where he learns words like hideous. But I can tell you the name came because he is holding an Optimus Prime toy.

Happy Thursday!