There was a lot of talk about dumpsters when Tad was at my house just before school started. I don't know where it came from. So enjoy a super random story.
Once upon a time, there was a giant. His teeth were so big and rotten. He was bigger than a two-story house. So the giant began to die at a two-story house. And then everybody looked at his head. And then his head flipped over and then he died. He never came back to life again. And they threw him in the dumpster. The end.