I have found the cause of global warming people. Me. A grad student with no science background.
Wanna hear it?
People are stupid. So God decided, "Let there be global warming."
My rationale: people interfere with nature thinking that they are doing good. Take the California Condors. They're going extinct. Read here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/08/09/state/n180837D43.DTL&type=newsbayarea
Now, after reading the article you see the problem right? Let's go back to the part where these wild animals depend on man-made feeding stations. You see the problem right? Oh wait, but they can't even breed without help.
This classifies the animal as stupid. Wasn't the dodo stupid? And it died. We didn't use a buttload of money to save them. But we're looking at our state facing a severe budget deficit, and we're spending money on these birds that are obviously too stupid to survive. Are we going to continue this crap?
So God got pissed. He's seen the uselessness of this bird and decided to let it go extinct. But those stupid humans... geez. So He gave us global warming.
Let the animals go extinct. There's a reason for it. Ever heard of natural selection?
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