Friday, September 19, 2008

Ahoy, some laughs for me fella buccaneers

Arrr, me gathered some pirate jokes for you readers. Tell yer mates.

Now, where can I find a bottle o'rum?

What did the prudish pirate say to the horny wench?
Get yer hands off me booty!


Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl?
He had a severe hook.

How does a pirate greet a prostitute?
Yo Ho.

Why do pirates have both ears pierced?
It only costs them a buccaneer!

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