Y'all know Murphy's Law. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. It's too vague. We need some specific ones. My female readership will probably identify with many, if not all, of these.
I propose Typhoid's Laws.
When no one is around to witness it, you will effortlessly have a good hair day.
When you straighten your hair and it looks shiny and fabulous, it will rain.
When you finally buy new shoes and wear them out, it will rain (if the shoes are suede, it will POUR).
When you look hot for a night out with friends, you will meet no attractive men. But when you schlep to Wal-Mart in your gym clothes you will run into a hot guy, an ex, or both.
The day you clean out your purse, you will need the items you cleaned out of it. This is especially true of nail files.
If you are looking for a very specific color to wear to an event, you won't find it. At least, not in an affordable option.
Any of you have any to add? Any guy-specific ones?