Wanna know me?

I thought I would share some randomness about myself. Because it sounds fun. And where else am I gonna throw random things around? It's not like I can throw these into conversation without appearing to have Tourette's or ADHD...

I think I have a mini-crush on the guy who does the freecreditreport.com commercials on TV. He's kind of geeky, but it's cute geeky. And he sings in the commercials. I love me a singer.

I cannot whistle. I just can't do it. I've tried for years, not gonna happen.

I totally have a list of famous chicks I would go lez for. And (no surprise here) Tim's totally okay with it.

I swear sometimes I have ADHD. Seriously. At least to a degree. My cousin says the same thing about herself.

I hate when my toenails aren't painted. It makes me crazy. I went like, two months recently without painting them and it just felt wrong.

I freaking love ballroom dancing. If I could convince Tim (and if I could find affordable classes) we would so be in classes.

I have always wanted to punch someone in the face. Preferably a girl. I don't know what it is, but I just wanna do it.

I want to choke out guys who hit on me. I'm apparently a very violent person, haha. But seriously, I hate getting unwelcome stares/whistles/comments/etc. If anyone is ever close enough to me... I may try to choke them out. Because it sounds fun.

I'm obsessed with C.O. Bigelow Mentha Lip Shine. It's amazing, especially the tinted ones.

When Victoria's Secret has their semi-annual sale every year... I spend more money than I should. Then I always say that I won't do it again, but I inevitably do. I probably dropped over two hundred dollars during their most recent sale. Bad Ashley...

I believe in ghosts. I've never had personal experiences, but enough people in my family have that I believe in 'em. I swear my grandma's house is haunted.

Dirty kitchens are a HUGE pet peeve of mine. One or two dishes isn't unbearable, but when the whole kitchen is a disaster... ugh. When I cook I have to clean as I go.

I love photography. I'm not great or anything, but I want a fancy camera so I can practice. Hopefully for my birthday...

Even with the amount of stress involved, planning a wedding is so fun for me. I would totally be down to be a wedding planner. As long as I can call a bride out when she's bitching for no reason.

I've watched All My Children for over ten years now... sad, I know.

I didn't drink on my 21st birthday. My husband (then boyfriend of two months) and I watched our football teams play each other and then went to get dinner. I'm lame.

Alright... I think that's enough randomness for now. Now you know all kinds of weird little things about me. And I may add more one day. Because I have a problem with blogging. I always lose my train of thought or get distracted. Probably for the best, because if I actually wrote everything that I originally meant to, we could be here a while.